A bench warmer’s wishlist

In lieu of Atlanta’s recent bench struggles I’ve compiled a list of things I’d like to see them do either for the purpose of improvement or just pure entertainment. Enjoy:

- Jamal Crawford once again displays his amazing handle only to finish with a dish to a wide open dunk for a teammate

- Joe Smith brings his rap game swagger on the court, gets three blocks

- Jason Collins being mistaken on the court for his twin, Jarron (sorry Jason)

- 3 Mo Evans’ two hand jams

- Mike Woodson calling a timeout to get Jeff Teague in the game

- The other team calling a timeout in an attempt to cool down Jeff Teague

- Joe Smith snatching his 10th rebound

- Zaza being interviewed at the end of a game (Game sevennnnnnNNNN!)

- Multiple towel whippings from J Smoove

- A chase down block by Jeff Teague

- Not one, not two, but three reach-in calls on Mario (wait this already happens)

- Marvin Williams does something off-the-ball and, because he is a starter, scores to give an assist to Zaza

Lotta Smoove pics, I know

There ya’ have it.

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